Category: Randomness

I am tired of listening to you. I have been your audience for a long time, I officially quit! If you have nothing positive to say about your husband, then don't come near me. On Monday you said he is a useless goat who cannot do anything, on Tuesday you said he is the worst [...]

  Dear married man, Is it just me, or are we cheating on our wife? I know we haven’t had sex, we haven’t even kissed, we don’t even hug often, but you are cheating on your wife, and I have been helping you do so, this is just to inform you that I am tired. [...]

‘There are things about me that you should never write about, some are so private, and you know I am 9 years old.’ That is how a recent conversation started. The girl is my inspiration for this blog, so when the inspiration begins to sway, what will happen to my hobby? She has been always been cool [...]

I  perceive myself as a very fashionable person ( I give some of you few seconds to laugh) when I decide and have  good time, I can dress up pretty well, (I give some of you time to nod) . I mix my colours well and try as much as possible not to look exaggerated [...]

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When her teachers call me, I drop everything! (Especially when I know I have paid my dues and she went to school in the right school uniform). So this time I was called urgently because she is very sick. You should have seen me flying to school like am in labour. On arrival I find [...]

The first time I brought up the idea that in future my daughter will have siblings. She categorically said ,'no way!' Her reasons include, they will disturb her peace, she doesn't like baby noise, there is no extra bedroom, who will be carrying them, will we have to include their photos in our album? She [...]